本卷以英汉对照形式编排，突出体现浪漫和囧人这个特色，故事生动有趣，耐人寻味，或长或短，错落有致，原汁原味，新颖独特，题材丰富，通俗易懂，贴近实际，贴近时代，贴近生活，突出笑点，朗朗上口，在欣赏英语幽默的同时，也可以丰富知识，开阔视野，潜移默化，锻炼口语，活学活用，妙语连珠，可谓一举多得。
Contents 目录
浪漫篇
It’s a Mirror 那是镜子
The Perfectionist 完美主义者
The Temperature Is 63 体温63度
Rest Your Eyes 歇歇眼
Every Honeymoon 每次蜜月都来
The Muddle-headed Husband 糊涂丈夫
I Happened to Be Inside 我碰巧也在里面
Anniversary-birthday Cards 生日周年纪念卡
Better Marry 最好结婚
Afraid You Were Bringing Her back 怕你送回来
Doesn’t the Baby Look Like Me? 孩子不像我？
My Wife Paints the Rooms 妻子油漆
Diet 节食
Living History 活历史
Guess 猜猜看
Never Mentioned Your Name 从未提起过你的名字
Marry Penguin 和企鹅结婚
Married 结过婚的
Best Resort 撒手锏
Singer 歌手
My Love Will Go on 爱心依旧
I’m Not Inquisitive 不爱问到底
For a Husband 找的是丈夫
A Multimillionaire 千万富翁
The Ideal Mate 理想伴侣
Who Is This Speaking? 你是谁？
Your Letter Came Too Late 你的信太晚了
You’ve Already Heard It 你已经听过
Spent Their Honeymoon There 在那里度过蜜月
In the Swimming Pool 在游泳池里
A Good Way 御妻良方
Being Practical 非常实用
Do You Want to Switch Seats? 你想换换位子？
My Mother’s Wedding 妈妈的婚礼
I’ll See to the Rest 剩下的我来做
Fell in Love Sitting down 坐着相爱
I’m Hooked on You 我被你勾住了
The Key to His Heart 心灵的钥匙
Calling in a Low Voice 叫门不在言高
Happy Marriage 幸福婚姻
The Stories Are Still in 故事还在
To Use Them Later 以后还要用
Give up Smoking 戒烟
The New Telephone Number 新电话号码
God Will Provide 上帝会提供
Chandelier 枝形吊灯
I’m George 我是乔治
The Recipe of Love 爱情处方
Love Weed 爱情草
Tonight at Eight-Fifteen 今晚8点15分
A Wicked Boy 小坏蛋
Witches’ Loaves 女巫的面包
By Courier 爱情信使
Appointment with Love 玫瑰之约
囧人篇
Flying Too Low 飞得太低
Puzzle 难题
Blended Coffee 调合咖啡
Landing 降落
A Branch 分店
An Optimist 乐天派
It’s for You 给你端的
Understanding the Meaning 心领神会
Can You Handle It? 你能处理好吗？
The Baldest Man 最秃的人
Just a Yes Or No 只说行不行
Sleeping through Summer 睡过了夏天
What Do You Call Your Other Arm? 另一只手臂叫什么？
Which End of the Fork 叉子哪一头
Rental Agreements 租车协议
Interview God 采访上帝
The Larger Scheme 长远计划
Pop Home for My Pyjamas 回家拿睡衣
Bigamy 重婚
Only Men’s Clothes 只有男装
A Philosophic Treatise 哲学论文
Ten Commandments 十诫
Still in the Same Cemetery 还住在原来那个墓地吗？
A False Problem 答非所问
A Collar-button 一枚领扣
20 Years Late 迟到20年
Economists 经济学家
Drunkard 醉鬼
A Silly Father 傻爸爸
Grass Doesn’t Grow 不长草
How Do You Breathe? 我怎么呼吸？
An Extra $5 for Shower 加收淋浴费
That’s Why You’re Sacked 被炒的原因
An Important Job 重要工作
Buried in One Grave 合葬
You’ve Changed Your Name 你连名字也变了
The Oil Sheik 石油大亨
Complaining about the Temperature 抱怨温度
Sun Plan 太阳计划
A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游
I’ll Go There Myself 我自己过去
The Mistaken Father 糊涂父亲
In Common 共同点
The Juice in the Downpour 天降果汁
Farsighted Opinion 远见卓识
Fast-food Charge 快餐费
The Tray Walker 轮椅托盘
Because It Doesn’t Leak 因为不漏
Bull Wrestler 斗牛士
Ambiance 气氛这道菜
A Dry Cleaner’s 干洗店
He’ll Miss His Funeral 他会错过自己的葬礼
I Can’t Light Chocolate 巧克力点不着
Who Left? 谁离开了？
Who’d Need Pants? 谁还需要裤子？
The New Part 新区
Only Sixteen Chapters 只有16章
Date of Divorce 离婚日期
A Difference 不同凡响
Changing Shifts 我们在换岗
That Makes Me My Own Grandfather 我成了自己的祖父
The Lucky Bonus 幸运奖
The Birthday Present 生日礼物
Never Get Excited 从不激动
More Light 光线充足
Penitence 忏悔
The Legs Will Fall off 桌腿会掉下来
It’s No Use 热水没用
I Want to Get out 我是要出去
Drink for My Friend 替朋友喝
Psychology 心理学
Test at Pearly Gates 上帝考试
Buy Me out 出钱买我
Farther Away from the Paint Bucket 离桶越来越远
Long Life 长生不老
When the Computer Is down 当电脑失灵的时候
Collect Call from Las Vegas 来自赌城的电话
A Pound of Butter 一磅黄油
The Key 钥匙
The Glove 手套
The Conjurer’s Revenge 魔术师的报复
Good Secretary 顶尖秘书
My Financial Career 我的金融生涯
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